Cara Mengetahui Jenis Kelamin Komputer

Widih... Gue Baru Nemu Sebuah Trick Nih. Kelamin Cewe? Udah Bosen Ngeliat. *(>_<). Kelamin Cowo? Udah Tau!*(>_<). Kelamin Komputer/Laptop? Nah Lho? Gimana Tuh? Pernah Liat... Hehe Gak Mungkin. Tapi Gue Nemu Cara Buat Mengetahui Jenis Kelamin Komputer/Laptop Dari Suaranya. Tricknya Sebenernya Simple Banget. Tapi Hasilnya Keren Abis... :D. Lu Simak Cara-caranya Dibawah Ini.

Hal Yang Perlu Disiapkan :

• Yang Pasti Harus Punya Komputer/Laptop. (Yang Ini Hukumnya Wajib :D)
• Keyboard Lengkap Dengan Mousenya. (Kalo Gak Ada Mouse Buat Komputer, Tikus Juga Gak Apa-apa :D)
• Aplikasi Notepad (Kalo Gak Tau/Gak Punya, Kebangetan!)
• Makanan Ringan (Siapa Tau Pengen Cemal-cemil)

Yang Pasti Harus Punya Aplikasi Notepad. Kalo Belom Punya, Cari Dulu Gih Ke Mbah Google. :P. Kalo Udah Punya, Berikut Cara-caranya :

1. Buka Aplikasi Notepad
2. Copy Kode Berikut, Lalu Pastekan Ke Notepad
   
   CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hi! What Is Your Name? I Is Your Computer"
3. Simpan/Save File Tersebut. Tapi Pake Nama "xyz.vbs" (Tanpa Tanda Petik)
4. Pastikan Volume Speaker Komputer/Laptop Lo Sekeras Mungkin. Jika Perlu Pake Speaker Masjid. (>_<). Atau Bisa Juga Memakai Earphone Agar Suaranya Terfokes Ke Telinga Lu.
5. Buka File Yang Lu Save Tadi. Dan Dengerin Suaranya. Cewe Apa Cowo? Kasih Tau Guelah Lewat Kotak Komentar. :D

Gimana? Kerenkan? Komputer/Laptop Lu Jenis Kelaminnya Cewe Apa Cowo? Kalo Laptop Gue Jenis Kelaminnya Cewe. *Asik Ada temen. Ya Udah Sekian Aja Dari Gue. Thanks!

cr : blogmartstein.blogspot.com

Because I Miss You - Mom

Always under exactly the same sky

Always exactly the same day
Other than your not being here

There’s nothing different at all

I just want to smile, want to forget everything
Just like absolutely nothing has happened, smiling to live my days

Miss you, miss you so much, because I miss you so much

Everyday all by myself, calling and calling you
Want to see you, want to see you, because I want to see you so much
Now it’s like I have this habit, keep calling out your name

It’s the same today

I thought I’d let go, not leaving anything behind
No, no, now I still can’t let you go
Miss you, miss you so much, because I miss you so much
Everyday all by myself, calling and calling you

Want to see you, want to see you, because I want to see you so much
Now it’s like I have this habit, keep calling out your name

It’s the same today

Everyday, everyday, it feels like I’m gonna die, what should I do?

Love you, love you, I love you
I hadn’t even spoken the words, I just let you go
Sorry, sorry, do you hear my words
My late confession, can you hear it

I love you

Last Time

I'm stuck with writing songs
Just to forget
What they really were about
And these words are bringing me so deeply insane
That I don't think I can take my way out

I couldn't breathe through it
Like I need to and the words don't mean a thing

So I'll sing this song to you
For the last time
And my heart is torn in two
Thinking of days spent without you
And there is nothing left to prove

I'm counting all the things I could have done
To make you see
That I wanted us to be what I go to sleep and dream of
I want you to know that I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I couldn't breathe through it
Like I need to and the words don't mean a thing

Someday

 

I hope this tears will stop running someday
Someday after this darkness clear up
I hope the warm sunshine dries these tears

When I feel that I’m getting tired of looking me exhausted
I want to give all my dreams I’ve kept hard
Every time I feel that I’m lacking in many things more than I have
I lost strength in my legs and drop down

Everyday I hold out comforting myself “it’ll be alright”
But it makes me afraid little by little
I tell myself to believe in myself, but I don’t
Now I don’t know how longer I can hold out

But wait it’ll come
Although the night is long, the sun comes up
Someday my painful heart will get well

I hope it helps me now
I hope the God will help me
I don’t have enough confidence more and more to overcome myself

But wait it’ll come
Although the night is long, the sun comes up
Someday my painful heart will get well

Someday…
Someday…

Because It’s You

Do not say you’re sorry
Me love’s not the end

If so, we broke up
How can you how can you

I can not love one thing
I’ve also wanted to say
Love is getting farther and farther away
Breaking horses
Make me cry

Do not say thanks
I want to give all my love

If someone else so we
How can you how can you

I can not love one thing
I’ve also wanted to say
Love is getting farther and farther away
Breaking horses
Make me cry

I love you
Love it
Flustered

Happy Ending

 

Tell me that you remember me

That you’ve thought of the smile at least once

You’re running in my dream, confirming that it’s love

Tell me that you remember me

That you’ve thought of the smile at least once

 

I hope to be happy always together with you

Does someone else knows about your look

Could they say they even seen it once

But we are waiting for happy ending for two of us

Meet meet once, twice, three times, four times

You pretend does not care about me

 

I Know I Know I Know is just again

I am too exhausted of the seesawing battle

Bad girl is appealing

Never heard of it

But now, I want you to know me, Oh Yeah

Tell me that you remember me

That you’ve thought of the smile at least once

 

I hope to be happy always together with you

Does someone else knows about your look

Could they say they even seen it once

But we are waiting for happy ending for two of us

Our love starts now

It’s starting as if reborn again

The excitement that both of us always hoped for

You’re saying about breakup now

Not even single doubt

Still waiting for happy ending for two of us

Hurt

You're the reason i live on

I close my heart

Left with the few remaining

Vague memories that almost disappeared

On the road that i walk on

Can we meet at the end

Just that i love you, increasingly love you more

But only me remain here alone

My love that has all burned out, what's remaining

Is only waiting, exhaustion and wound 

I cannot forget a person like you

Only tears flow

If i wash away my love 

Some longing scars remain

Only the word "goodbye" remain 

i cannot forget you

Petals that waft along the sky

If i can meet you

I will tell you

I miss you, i long for you and i cannot forget you

My love that has all burned out, what's remaining

Is only waiting, exhaustion and wound 

 I cannot forget a person like you

Only tears flow

If i wash away my love 

Some longing scars remain

Only the word "goodbye" remain 

i cannot forget you

After a Long Time Has Passed

 

The story that we can share, the story that only  two of us knew

I cannot erase it, i cannot abandon it, i cannot forget it

Looking around the street after a long time

When i pass by the street, the fond memories

I keep recalled and i stop my footsteps

After a long time, i come here now

 I miss that time, i recall even when i want to live trying to indifferent

Because such a you always stand in my eyes 

The memories that we spent together rain down like stars, how are you

People looks happy

Just like leaving me to be alone

I try to be indifferent, but i think about you

After a long time, i come here now

 I miss that time, i recall even when i want to live trying to indifferent

Because such a you always stand in my eyes 

The memories that we spent together rain down like stars, and even tears

Can i see you if a wait here?

Can i tell you my heart then?

I miss you, i miss you even more

Because i am like this, i only know about you

The life without you, everything is filled with regrets

Because you are not here, i feel even more empty numerous time

Today, my steps are missing this place, i cannot move and call

Happy New Month

 

June yeayyy :DD

Start new month with new soul

New Passion

Whenever new month comes, my hands raise for the best time of your life ever

I wish you always remain happy and never see any trouble and worries in future

Best of luck for the coming days

Wish you a happy and pleasant new month

XoXo =D

Kaki Seribu (Luwe)

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Kecewa mulu ..
Pilih kasih ..
Omongan sma klakuannya beda jauh
Bukan kaya yang dulu lagi ..
Apaan tuh !! BENCI banget lah pkonya

Hallo

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Salam Kenal ..



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